Nick Offerman

Nick Offerman quotes

Quotes by and about Nick Offerman

(Continued from his main entry on the site.)

Offerman: "I am your average meat, potatoes, and corn-fed human male ... who has managed to make a rewarding vocation out of, essentially, making funny faces and falling down. I have ... been ... rewarded quite over-handsomely for these tendencies."

Offerman: "[Stand-up comedians are] brilliant at writing jokes. ... I'm not. ... I ... deliver more mundane material and get a laugh."

Offerman: "[I am] good at serving the general. ... I love to soldier for someone who [has a] vision. ... It's so rewarding."

[Asked about being recognized in public:]
Offerman: "There have been a few occurrences where people in restaurants have sent me a rasher of bacon, which I am not going to turn my nose up at. I never let them down."